Hello loyal hyper-consumers, today i regret to inform you of the passing of our smart, cunning, and productive leader: Sir Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-fifth.
We miss him greatly, and with the help of his pyramidal space tomb, he will never be forgotten. in better news however, we proudly announce the long awaited coming of age of our new brilliant leader: Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-sixth.
We have great faith that he will take this glorious company to places that his predecessors were unable to. Edwin Lyle Chessington the forty-sixth will post a video-film sometime this upcoming week outlining his plans and goals for our glorious company.
stcudorp ruo fo erom yub,
Hugh Spaz
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