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hello to the complacent masses,
once again I, the SHCCCPGGR, am here to inform you on matters of which you have no knowledge. yes, it is true that there are many things that the world fails to know about, but today we focus on the history of the glorious company known to foolish many as Yourfaceco, little do they understand that it is actually: YOURFACECO Inc.. YOURFACECO Inc. is a glorious company started in A.D. 367 by our most highly regarded Edwin Lyle Chessington the 1st. being the super genius that he was, he started early and at the age of 8 and 1/2, he built his first internationally traded super-company. when he got bored of it he launched all of his employees into space and started again. At the age of thirty he was assassinated by his 6 year old son, Edwin Lyle Chessington the 2nd. over multiple generations the company has been handed to, or taken over by, the still young son of the current leader. Over the many subsequent generations, our glorious company has made an extremely diverse array of items including but not limited to: sodas, candy, fast food, cars, clowns, chickens, politicians, tele-video games, clothing, ancient civilizations, movies, weapons, airplanes, toothpaste, loopholes, poodles, etc... Throughout YOURFACECO Inc.'s unrivaled history one thing stands out above all its other achievements: no employee has ever left unhappy, or to be put more aptly, no unhappy employee has ever left.
welcome to YOURFACECO Inc., we hope you enjoy your stay.
heh heh heh... good night,
Hugh Spaz

PS: if you would like to work for YOURFACECO Inc., or you have a question/comment contact me the SHCCCPGGR today at: hugh.yourfaceco@gmail.com